VII: Pumpkin
What does it take to grow a cow-sized pumpkin?
Good morning. Today is septidi, the 17th of Vendémiaire, Year CCXXXI. We celebrate la citrouille, the very symbol of Halloween.
Three days ago, a man in New York weighed his pumpkin. This, in itself, is unremarkable, but the scale read 2,480 pounds (1,125 kg), making it the 11th largest unbroken pumpkin ever grown (and weighed) (and then that weight written down).
The heaviest on record was grown by Stefano Cutrupi in Italy, bloating a gourd to an astounding 2,702 pounds (1,226 kg). It's not pretty. At all. But it weighs as much as five pigs. So that's something.
Pumpkins are the biggest fruits in the world, so it's natural curiosity that leads to growing the biggest of the biggest and keeping track of that. But what goes into making an enormous pumpkin?