V: Bee

Bee gender will blow your mind.

quintidi, the 15th of Germinal, Year CCXXXI
A happy little bee. Photo by Alexas_Fotos / Unsplash

Good morning. Today is quintidi, the 15th of Germinal, Year CCXXXI. We celebrate l'abeille, quite possibly the most important insect in the world.

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The thirstiest flower in the flower world blooms now in Europe. Most flowers are out there trying to get pollinated one way or another, and have coevolved with bees to make pollination easy and fun for everyone involved. But the bee orchid takes things to a whole new level. Not just content to look pretty and smell good, the bee orchid has evolved a lower lip that resembles a female bee, and a scent that resembles her pheromones. Instead of just asking a worker bee to come gather up pollen, the bee orchid is inviting the fellas to come and have sex with it! And in the process get all messy with pollen! This next-level strategy has strangely not conquered the world, probably due to the slightly dirty and betrayed feeling the male bees must have after they realize they just masturbated in front of all their friends.

Bees are related to ants. I don't know why it blew my mind to learn this, because in retrospect it's very obvious, given the highly complex and specialized social structures they form in service to a single queen, but there's something about think of bees as flying flower ants that really shifts the perspective. (Or, thinking of ants as digging bees, for that matter.)

But there's a recurring theme that's been showing up this Germinal, one that I doubt was intended but I find very fascinating given spring's traditional role as "that time of year when everything has sex." The theme is plants and animals that break the male-female gender dichotomy of our mammalian biology. Lots of plants toy around with having none gender or all the genders, but (most) bees get into a gender place that's really interesting, given that it's another equally valid answer to nature's math problem of how to propagate a gene pool without amplifying flaws through inbreeding.